According to all the dead people, death is a pretty
silent place, where people don’t make any attempts at
communication or whatnot, movement. Of course, I know people
believe in ghosts, but I can not abide with that.
Anything supernatural is less than natural. I don’t buy it.
I mean when the Bible discusses all of the exceptions
to death, it never mentions handball or windsurfing.
I’m thinking, WTF, Bible, you’re not even including these
very minor sports? How can I expect you to help me
with Algebra when all you want to discuss is God and his
goofy preferences regarding culinary issues? I wouldn’t
think he’d care about food at all. But, he does.
And apparently its a big deal to him. In fact, he’s so concerned
about the situation of yeast in bread that he can’t even
think straight. I don’t trust him. I think he’s flipped. Even
though everyone thinks there’s a heaven, I still have
to shower before my in-laws show up.
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