Robert Kloss is a writer and that’s about it. He is the author of a novella (How the Days of Love & Diphtheria) published by MLP Nephew and a novel (The Alligators of Abraham) published by Mud Luscious Press in November 2012 and his short fiction has been published in Caketrain, The Collagist, Crazyhorse, Gargoyle, and Unsaid, among others.